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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 21:27:42 GMT -5
"Show me the way to go home pom pom pom I'm tired and a wanna go to bed pom pom pom I had a little drink about and hour ago aaand it went right to my head... (from jaws)
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 21:32:45 GMT -5
"Hit me, baby, one more time!" *spazmatic dance moves*
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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 21:40:23 GMT -5
all the astronauts run around jabbing their eyes and ears with plastic cutlery.
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 21:57:30 GMT -5
Bob keeps singing and dancing, regardless of the bloody astronauts.
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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 22:03:52 GMT -5
when he finally stops, he wonders where everyone went
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 22:26:59 GMT -5
He realizes he is alone in the space station, and doesnt know what to do!
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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 22:29:09 GMT -5
He plays music from Boogey Nights and begins to dance, dance the night away
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Post by Ragond on Dec 28, 2005 22:34:54 GMT -5
((Who said the space sation begain to fall, all I said was it was lowering in its orbit))
Suddenly, Bob realized there wasn't anyone to annoy here, so he hijacked the next shuttle with theats of annoying songs.
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 22:52:40 GMT -5
The other astronauts fear for thier lives, so they let him aboard.
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Post by argetadurna on Dec 28, 2005 23:00:50 GMT -5
Then they rip out the handle so he's flotting in pace aimlessly.
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 23:10:02 GMT -5
Bob floats around for a while, and someone on Earth spots him with a telescope.
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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 23:19:24 GMT -5
immediately NASA brings him back thinking that he must be from another world and that he is a sign of extraterrestrial intelligence
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Post by argetadurna on Dec 28, 2005 23:19:49 GMT -5
Then they call the fire department and start a voodoo ritual.
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 23:31:30 GMT -5
Bob revels in the adoration, and eventually gets his own talk-show.
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Post by Vardy on Dec 28, 2005 23:35:22 GMT -5
on which he says nothing but "cluck-cluck"
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 28, 2005 23:47:33 GMT -5
He gets better ratings than Oprah, who quits FINALLY.
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Post by Nihael on Dec 28, 2005 23:50:36 GMT -5
bob thinks Oprah is a hack and insults her on his show
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Post by Vavrinec on Dec 29, 2005 0:00:30 GMT -5
Oprah snaps her fingers "Oh no you didnt!" and tries to sue him for a billion dollars.
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Post by Vardy on Dec 29, 2005 0:14:52 GMT -5
but sh eloses and ends up having to give bob a billion dollars
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Post by Nihael on Dec 29, 2005 0:15:05 GMT -5
in which case, Bob starts to sing to the whole court
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